Sunday, October 28, 2007

Superbaby

Over lunch, I read the baby announcements in the local paper. Seems Mr. & Mrs. Wong named their newborn son Kalel Jorel. The paper noted that the baby was born in a local hospital, but who knows, maybe his little rocket ship crashed on the Wong's farm, then the baby lifted Mr. Wong's truck with one hand.

It's just Wong, Wong on so many levels. If nothing else, this is the most convincing evidence that soul mates exist. Think about it: I can see one person thinking that name is a good idea, but 2 people agreeing that it's a good idea? What are the odds?

Maybe the namer won some sort of bet - the kind of bet that leaves a little baby scarred for life. I'm thinking of getting some kryptonite and taking it by their house as a baby gift. Hope the baby likes REM and 3 Doors Down, because he's never going to get through an entire day without some smartass singing "Superman" or "Kryptonite."

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