It's taken a very long time, but Britney Spears has finally gained my respect. Seems Ms. Spears was leaving a doctor's office last week when the ever-present paparazzi sprang from hell and surrounded her car. Somehow, the car lurched forward. Maybe she meant to press the brake pedal, maybe not. Maybe she made a conscious decision to introduce her car to the photographers, or maybe her subconscious simply decided that enough was enough. We'll probably never know. But, what we do know is that Brit's tire rolled over a photographer's foot, leaving a track across his pristine white sock. That's right, the fellow was wearing white socks with sandals. From all accounts, he walked away without apparent injury, except to his pride.
I don't think he's pressing charges, since his crime of fashion clearly outweighs Britney's minor infraction. Score one for Britney, though I bet that sock is already fetching some hefty bids on eBay.
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